Wandering around in nothing but your birthday suit may be a liberating, if somewhat socially unacceptable, experience here on Earth, but try doing it on other planets in our Solar System and you’ll have more problems than just a public indecency order to contend with. As everyone knows, the lack of oxygen, extreme temperatures and atmospheric pressuresof our planetary neighbors don’t make for ideal conditions if you’re an earthling.

Planet Pilfer Video Game – Background Music By: Alex Crowder